Lord Rocket - An Apology
1 Oct 2010

I appear to have erred [in the recent Rocket report from the Nationals] and elevated Thames to the top spot in the mixed class to the detriment of a third party.
I have no idea who you are but I'm hugely embarassed and unreservedly apologetic.
Too many races and not enough gin, what.
Please contact us to rectify this gross transgression.

Nevertheless it's still a good read.